Beach Bum - Fanny Pack

This is not the Hawaiian fanny pack that Moondog sports in Beach Bum.. No this rad bumbag is way doper than that! Four compartments = more doobies. Four compartments = more shooters. Four compartments = more sunscreens. FOUR COMPARTMENTS = more ACTION!! K, we’ll stop shouting now, but really, how many times have you been at the beach giddy as a school child and just ran straight into the water without emptying your pockets? Cell phone ruined, car keys never to be seen again, or how about the ol-water logged wallet that turns your crisp bills into limp noodles? If you’re a beach bum, you know all too well that it happens... Like once a year! Avoid all that with this floral fanny pack. It’s here to keep your sh*t safe and secure while you go pass out on another beach, ya fashionable bum you!